My nineth dream is called "Convincing Kelly Clarkson." With a magical watch & 24-hour window, I travel back in time (Spring of 2002) and convince a skeptical KC to audition for "American Idol." Kelly's family & friends can't persuade the future A.I. winner. I'm her "only hope." I arrange a meet-cute with KC at Burleson's Baptist church. Disguising myself as her guardian angel, Kelly believes me and promises to attend the A.I. audition. She doesn't want to regret it. I kiss the beautiful brunette. Then, I vanish without a trace and return to 2008. Just in the nick of time!

Catholics (like myself) around the world observed the Ascension of the Lord on Sunday, May 4. My favorite scripture reading from St. Matthew's Gospel was read aloud by the Catholic priest. Essentially, Jesus Christ promises to be with the eleven apostles until the end of the world. Then, Jesus rises up to heaven and the eleven apostles carry on Jesus's ministry. As a believer, I always feel comforted knowing that the Son of God hasn't abandon me and remains in my life (during my good days and bad days). That's a wonderful blessing! Amen.

By the way, the smooth-talking suspect (Adam Fuller) who claimed to know Kelly Clarkson was finally arrested by the Houston police. Fuller conned a Ford dealership into giving him a brand new Ford 150. In my opinion: The car dealership should do a better background check on their customers.

Thanks for reading my May 6th blog. Have a great Tuesday, KC fans! Until Wednesday. Peace.

P.S. Congrats to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds! The "Definitely, Maybe" star is engaged to "Match Point" actress Scarlett Johansson.

P.P.S. Good luck to Sen. Barack Obama in the North Carolina and Indiana primaries today!