Kellyaholic
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 3894
kellyville, ontario
Canada
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 19:50
100+ ways to make a moment awkward... by the fans
lets write a book of awkward moments.. they're usually funny.. i could use a good laugh
i got one..
so my friends and i are really open with each other, anyway i'm hanging out with two of my guy friends, one used to have a crush on me, and knows i knew that, and the other one currently has a crush on me, and knows i know that.. (we talked), and they both know that i like someone else.. (and they know who it is), anyway so it was just the three of us and we were sitting in the hallway talking about songs and one of them is like 'i don't get how people can write new songs? how can they just come up with new stuff?' and the other guy was like 'yeah where do they get all these ideas from? how do they not repeat old stuff?' and this ladies and gentlemen is how to make the moment awkward.. i said 'i write songs.' and then i get this look from both of them! and i was like 'yeah, whenever i get inspired by something i just write about it!' and they just kinda stared at me with this look, realizing that they have definitely made it into this song book of mine..! i was like uhhh yeah.. and then to make it more awkward, the guy that i like walks over to us. haha, but he had a friend with him, so they helped us change the subject!
but they look they both gave me when i said i write songs was priceless! haha
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mhm yeah i know!! haha
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
haha thats so funny!
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
wow! thats funny. no see me and zack sat beside each other in science and for some reason our stomachs would be the only ones growlin in that class room. so like while were takin a test our stomachs would take teurn yellin at us goin" FFFEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD MMMMMMEEEEEE" haha & were both like " SHUT UP!!!!!!" yes we talk to our stomachs
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
wow! thats funny. no see me and zack sat beside each other in science and for some reason our stomachs would be the only ones growlin in that class room. so like while were takin a test our stomachs would take teurn yellin at us goin" FFFEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD MMMMMMEEEEEE" haha & were both like " SHUT UP!!!!!!" yes we talk to our stomachs
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
wow! thats funny. no see me and zack sat beside each other in science and for some reason our stomachs would be the only ones growlin in that class room. so like while were takin a test our stomachs would take teurn yellin at us goin" FFFEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD MMMMMMEEEEEE" haha & were both like " SHUT UP!!!!!!" yes we talk to our stomachs
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
nobody's posted on this topic for like a month!! Man, I have a BUNCH of awkward moments!!! But I'm just gonna post one right now lol. So last year, when I was a freshman, we had to take the practice OGTs (Ohio Graduation Tests). I was so nervous that morning though that I didn't eat anything before I went to school. So, after most of us finished our tests, and it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop, my stomach ROARS SO LOUD, the girl in front of me jumped and the class on the whole other side of the room starts looking around like what was that? And then everybody starts cracking up, including the teacher, and of course my stomach just had to growl like 5 more times after that!!! The room was pretty big too, so that shows you how loud it was when the whole other side of the room heard it!! I mean it was LOUD!!! You'd think a lion was in the room!! Talk about embarassing!!! I made sure to eat the next 4 testing days, and everybody was like "Did you eat this morning, Sarah?" Jeez talk about embarrassing lol.
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thats so funny!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
ahh i hate when people do that too!
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
Lol thats so awesome. I have laughing fits in class all the time & most of my teachers are so used to it by now & just let me go for my life. Haha =]
I had soo many today! But the main one was that i accidentally turned on my phone camera and accidentally took a picture when we were in this formal dress shop and it made this massive clicking noise when it took the picture, and anyway this sales lady comes over and says i have to delete the picture because you arent allowed to take photos of anything in the store and i was like uhh ok, it was an accident but whatever....it was very awkward coz i dont like people telling me off!
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Running round,,trying to figure out now where you put your smile down..
You can't let them see you like this.
♥ Yeah. Other half!
yeah shes a cool teacher. her name is mrs. dallas, shes like 30 somethin. but shes one of my most favorite teachers ever. she a stand up comedian and a teacher at the same time. AWESOME!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
haha that made me laugh out loud!
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
haha that made me laugh out loud. but no onw was around me.
um i got a few. but ill just name one.
im in 4th period today, english, and were reading war of the worlds and we read it for most of the class period which is a hour and a half, and people were like " aw screw this im goin to sleep" so my friend hannah is beside me and is dozin off and colby tapped me on the shoulder and says watch this. and i am just sittin there and all of a sudden i see hannah like jump out of her seat almost and was trying to catch her breath, i was crackin up but i tried to keep it as quiet as i possibley could.so that was a success. then my buddy dylan is about to pass out and for like 4 minutes hes falling down and lifting his head up over and over and over again but i kept quiet. then my friend jessica is on the other side of the room, but i can see her cuz half the room is facing us and we are facing them. so jessica is dozing off and she is pretty much sat up except resting on her hand, well she falls down and almost hits her head on her desk. but she caught herself. i was dying and i tried my hardest to stay quiet but it just came out. i gave the biggest laugh i have ever given. my teacher stops reading and starts laughing at how hard i was laughing and was like whats goin on. i was really like bawling. i had so many tears comin down my face, and people who didnt know what was goin on was like "this girl is crazy."but i told my teacher what happened and she was like oh ok. and was pickin with those people. but i was completley red cuz hannah pulled out her phone and took a pic of my face with how red it was , and then made a video of how hard i was laughing.
well yeah there is my best selling novel. hope u enjoyed
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
haha it took me forever to find this.. okay awkward moment:
i'm sitting in math class (btw i'm a generally good math student.. i had a 91% on my last report card), and our class is working on textbook work, keep in mind that everyone is completely silent. anyway i was unsure of my answer so i checked the back of the book for the right one.. it was something like -6.. anyway i look at MY answer.. i got like 390 million something! anyway i thought it was funny and laughed out loud.. (well it was like half laugh.. half the thing kelly does on reba after she says "cause there was already a chester working there!" haha) anyway i'm at the back of the class and EVERYONE in my row, EVERYONE in the row to the left of my row, and EVERYONE in the row to the right of my row ALL turn around and stare at me! i was like heeeeeeeey.... haha
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
ive noticed
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
i've been away for about 5 days..
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
it seems like forever since ive spoken to you jessy!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
hahaha YES!
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
its funny coz the first thing i thought after 'oh crap..' was 'hey this is something i can post' hahaa
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~You've been Reba-ed! ~♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
~*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
haha sam thats hilarious!! i wish i was there to see that!
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"meanwhile kelly's out there being pigeon girl"
aw i so wanna put the answering machine thing on my ipod, but then people would think i was pbsesed and im already border line of obsesed to my friends so i dont wanna push it!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
awesome!! I actually have seen little blue penguins. they have them in the aquarium in boston. They are cool.. I would love to work where you work!
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"Oh dude I talk to everything. Like animals, things, like chairs."-Kelly C. (haha! I'm glad I am not the only one that does that)
its like a museum for stuff from the antarctic and they have little blue NZ penguins there too. they are gorgeous! google image search Little Blue Penguins.
Awkward moment- i was buying ipod speakers just now and we put my ipod in to test them in the store, and then suddenly kellys voice starts playin' really loudly out of the speakers...it was coz my ipod had selected to play my kelly answering machine message, you know the one thats like 'jey whats up this is kelly clarkson, leave a message for...well i really dont know who to leave a message for but just leave a message, bye.' and the sales guy looked at me like 'you actually have that on your IPOD?' But then it changed and Breakaway came on so the whole store heard it which was all good.
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You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
lol.. what kind of place is it? like a store that sells penguin stuff?
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"Oh dude I talk to everything. Like animals, things, like chairs."-Kelly C. (haha! I'm glad I am not the only one that does that)
Yeah! come to nz and you can see heheee
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You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
samamus- you work at a place full of penguins! awesome!
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"Oh dude I talk to everything. Like animals, things, like chairs."-Kelly C. (haha! I'm glad I am not the only one that does that)
hehe were too funny for this!!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
baha yay us
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You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
on "anyone heard of..." just in case you wanna determine we should be in a mental ward!!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
ok so now were on the other one just incase you people are fallowing this converation!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
Good work, good work. hehe
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
i know cuz i am so gangsta!!!!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
that was pretty gansta right there!
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
we roll fly!!
"we stay fly, no lie, you know this! BALLIN!!!!!"
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
its just the way we roll
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
exactley!!! thats how we are!!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
see we are well and truely suited to eachother =]
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
even if yu did that i dont think itll be too big of a dea! but then again i sadi nothing is that important to me unless its a HUGE DEAL!!!!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
I will probably trip over something and damage things but other than that i think we are pretty un-screwup-able!
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]
ok so maybe its gonna be kinda hard to screw up!
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~january 26, 2008, 2 worlds, 2 voices, tour~
~ Man Kelly's so pretty. I'm jelous.~
~ *GASP* Samamas is MY better half!~
Sweet, & neither am I & i dont think Hailey is either. So we are all good!
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♥ ♥ ♥
You've been Reba-ed! ♥ Doritos and Hot Wheels ♥
*GASP* yeah is my other half. =]